Why so serious?

It's now that time of the year when I spread some cheer... In the following blog entry, I will radiate optimism and goodwill, enough to put Murphy to shame. So here we go... stuff people won't tell you but I, your best friend, cheerfully reveal... Enjoy!

The fact is:

That thing you’re waiting for so desperately? It’s never going to happen. And even if it does, it’ll never be as great as you imagined it would be.

At the end of the day, everyone is a loser. You might feel good, clever… on top of the world sometime or the other. But you truly are a loser when it’s all said and done. But don’t worry, you have lots of company. As I said, EVERYONE is a loser.

Love doesn’t last. You have to keep renewing it and sometimes you don’t feel like it so it slips away then and may never come back. That’s why humans look for it… because we seem addicted to the futility of it.

You will stub your toe. Again and again and again. Each time it will be the same I-can’t-even-swear kind of agony.

Things keep changing… The bad may change to the good, yes, but don’t fool yourself. The bad’s going to come back and bite you in your behind.

Bad things definitely happen to good people. So unless you can’t help being “good”, why try?

Every time you finally forget that tune that’s stuck in your head, someone is going to hum it. Killing that person, unfortunately, will not change the fact that it’s stuck in your head once again.

You WILL do that one thing you swore you’d never do. What’s more, you’ll enjoy it and then hate yourself for it.

Fairy tales have magic, and happy endings, for a reason—to distinguish them from reality. Take the hint.

There. I'm done... Take a moment and remember to...






SMILE!