Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Signs that you are addicted to blogging, have way too much time in your hands and seriously need to get a life.

You check your blog at least once a day, if not once every hour, for comments even though you will be alerted about any new ones by email.

You have multiple blogs even though you have no idea why.

You have blogrolled at least 5 other people and check their blogs out regularly.

You are constantly on the look-out for things to add to your blog to make it more "interesting."

You go through the day thinking at least once, "Hey, I could write a blog post about this!"

You actually recognise people better through their display names than their real ones.

You have learned the basics of HTML just to edit your blog template.

You are scandalised by anyone who doesn't particularly like blogging.

You have edited "comments", "links" and "archives" to suit the 'mood' of your blog.

You find that this post is not really funny but is eeriely similar to your life.

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
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BLOGOMANIA IS CURABLE IF DETECTED EARLY. IF YOU RECOGNISE ANY OF THE ABOVE SIGNS IN YOURSELF, PLEASE TAKE IMMEDIATE PRECAUTIONARY STEPS. YOU HAVE SEVERAL OPTIONS. THEY ARE (ARRANGED BY ORDER OF DESPERATION, MOVING FROM LEAST URGENT TO MOST):

Get some self control.

Get busy.

Get a life.

Delete your blogger account.

Unplug your internet connection.

Download a virus, crash your computer.

Throw away your computer.

UNFORTUNATELY, IF YOU HAVE THE LAST SYMPTOM (not finding the post funny, but similar to your life, etc.) IT'S TOO LATE. HAPPY BLOGGING!

6 comments:

karthik said...

i heard google is funded by the bush administration... bush realized that if he cant increase his iq to match the worlds....

Varun B. Krishnan said...

Get busy.

Get busy. Get blogging.

smoke said...

*gasp* What a heinous plot! You must be kidding, flunky

Er... I'm afraid, vbk, that you're too far gone. Tsk, tsk.

Ms. Lane said...

throw away my comp u wish, u cant get away so easy m gonna continue torturing u.. ha ha ha

Abhinav said...

lol very humourous.. very intelligently written i say!

Manasa. K .Kumar said...

heeehawwwwwwww ...the bloggers of da world unite n kill jan

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